Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly For a Rabbi
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Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer Just grab your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!" He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul What's not to like? What's not to like? On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho He's doin' well, I gotta kvell The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell Show up at his home, he says "Shalom" And "Have some cake - you want some cake?" Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz So grab your yarmulka The one you got for Chanukah Let's put on our yarmulkas and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! Смотрите также:
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Isolated fun is giving to a blints
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Meccha Lecchi hi , Meccha hiney hiney ho
Our temple 's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of ' em would last
This is our new guy 's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya , he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick
So how 's by you? Have you seen this Jew ?
Reads the Torah , does accounting own feelings too
Workin ' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day , he's there all day
Just say "Wowtrail is ! " And he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some of shme
Just grab your yarmulke and
Hey ! Hey ! Do that Hebrew thing!
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly ( for a rabbi )
He shops at discount stores, not just any will of Sufi
He has to find a bargain 'cause he will not share retail price
He never acts meshugg and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
People used to scoff , now they say " Mazel tov! "
He's such a macher 'cause he worked off feeling tuchis
Yeah , he keeps feeling cool and Teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On the high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulke and
Hey ! Hey ! Do that Hebrew thing!
When he 's doing a Bar Mitzvah , now that you should not miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a brissi
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah , he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents share the moyle and he gets to keep the type
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
(How ya doin ' Bernie? ) Oy vey , oy vey
Meccha Lecchi hi , ho Meccha Meccha Cholly
He's doin 'well , I gotta kvell
The yentas love him , I think he 's swell even shicksas
Show up at his home , he says " Shalom "
And "Have some cake - you want some cake? "
Yah, he calls the shots , we really love him lots
Vote gevalt , I'm so ferklempt that I could Plotz
So grab your yarmulke
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yarmulkas and
Hey ! Hey ! Do that Hebrew thing!
