I went home frustrated after a hard day .
I opened the fridge , and there is no -thing .
I turn on the TV and lay down on the couch,
The first shows the stereo .
My mind floats on the seas , oceans,
as the caravan through the endless commercials :
white-toothed beauty shave their legs , chewing & quot; shock & quot ;,
advertise pantyhose and washing powder .
Pr .
Oh-ho , there is nothing in his pocket , ho, ho .
The soul asks one , ho, ho .
Oh-ho -ho , a light beer !
I have not shaved for three days , and growing a beard.
I have not washed for three days , just ran out of water ,
yes, even in the sink bowl . And in all languages
mother's day not on time bastards of utilities.
Okay, that does not cut off the electric current .
Indeed, in the de-energized apartment I would definitely live could not.
And quietly lying on the couch , staring blankly at the screen.
Me something was missing in the morning.
Pr .
I have the willpower , but instinct takes its .
He says : & quot; loan and drink . Drink beer , e-my !
Alcohol a little grief, more grief from the mind !
And living without alcohol, you can also get crazy ! & Quot;
And I 'll come go to a neighbor , ask him to borrow.
And if you suddenly do not have a neighbor , Strelna his wife .
After the third month on the job do not give me money .
And ask - very politely sent ...
Pr .
A neighbor took half a ruble , ran to the store,
there bought two liters of beer and a heavy roach !
For the first time in two weeks I came home happy,
all set in the fridge - I hate beer warm.
Refreshing moisture delivers up to heaven.
Immediately beer made me a life interest.
And let not shaven, let no money , my life is good!
Lilac blossoms a warmer soul !
Pr .
It's cheap and cheerful ,
when in your glass of beer poured !
This is good and beautiful,
when in your glass of cold beer !
This is very, very convenient,
when next to a huge roach beer !
Cold beer melt the soul,
the shackles of grief and sorrow destroy !
Over a beer , a beer , a beer , a beer ...
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