Текст песни Евгений Онегин - Мой дядя самых честных правил

Eugene Onegin

All my friends in the world shit ,
We all sometimes it is,
While a glass of frothy drink
While we beauties fuck ,

We fuck themselves in the ass years -
Such is the law of nature , alas .
Slaves to passion , the slaves of vice,
We will strive to rock

There, where the drink il ebnut ,
And if possible, all in vain,
Strive to make it with fervor ,
And quickly slip away .

But the time between flies
And no dick we do not forgive ,
That back pain, chest shortness of breath,
That hemorrhoids , somewhere bump

Let's start we have diarrhea and cough ,
And a finger in the ass to pick,
And remember the years gone by ,
Such, alas, is the law of nature .

Then curdle bast dick ,
And, as you may over it conjures ,
He will never rise,
Nod for a moment and again wither ,

Wither as the first flowers
Claus untouched foliage
So all friends, we mow years
Such, alas, is the law of nature .

Chapter One

My uncle is the most honest rules
When not in the joke was sick ,
Mare in the morning so bosses
That the janitor could not pull out .

Or just ,
Kohl has between her legs is such a thing ,
Not tych her ​​mare in the ass
Uncle - thou shalt not pleased.

In the morning my uncle put Dawn
And then it was enough myocardial
He left the state
Only a quarter of squandered .

Or just
What is life? Not life solid meal .
Worked all my life , kopish
And not doesh and not Dospey ,

And it seems to have achieved everything you
It's time to leave all the worries
Live in a fun start
And pribaldet and pritorchat ...

But no ! Prepares sneaky rock
Harsh , hard my lesson .

So fucking uncle comes .
Farewell forever vodka whore .
And in gloomy thoughts shipped
Lies on his deathbed he said.

And this is so sad hour
In the village swirl to Uncle rushing
Greedy mouth clung to the neck
Heir to all his sberknig -

Nephew . Call him Eugene .
He , having no savings,
At some positions served
And favors uncle lived .

Eugene venerable Pope
Some important rank was .
Though careful to measure Hapal
And spend a lot did not like

But all the same as it once carried away
Surfaced , what was and what is not -
In an instant dad has had it
And hum of ten years.

And being stricken in years ,
Unable to endure the add excitement
One week has decayed ,
Went to take a shit and Okolelov ...

Mother did not suffer long ,
Such a woman people
"I'm not old yet! " - Said . -
" I want to live , Ebis all in your mouth! "
And heir rushes famously
As for the blonde Georgians.
Let us leave quietly
Let them remain one.

And with that given by the son of the move,
Since it is one lives two years ...

Eugene was practical since childhood.
Their meager inheritance
Do not spend it on trifles ,
Snout went to dimes .

He was a great economy ,
That is , he knew how to judge
Why all drink here and there ,
Although prices all of us grow .

He loved tulitsya . In this
Knew no measure , no number .
To him friends cried . Where there!
A dick was like a donkey !

Sometimes the ball dancing
Embarrassed had to run .
His dick tights pressure
Was unable to keep .

And okay , if I got away
Without noise , fights, no trouble,
And then it was getting mudilo ,
For women than once pussy .

Yes, only without all the prosecutors were :
Oklemaetsya just barely ,
And well, shove his reel
Everyone - whether a girl , il widow .

We're all a little ebemsya
And somewhere and somehow,
So poebkoy , thank God,
We did not wonder shine .

But take care not bad seed
Member of us at one end rooted !
Especially since in our time
So it increased demand .

But - sha ! I seem zavralsya ,
Beg forgiveness
And my uncle that one left ,
I hasten to come with you ...

Oh, we're a little late :
The old man already in bozenke rested .
So peace be upon him ! And thank God ,
A testament scribbled .

And heir rushes famously
As for the blonde Georgians.
Let us leave quietly
Let them remain one.