Текст песни Игорь Христенко - День знаний

Well, idiots missed the teacher ? Class stood up when the teacher is talking to you ! Yes, not on my knees got up on his feet. Sit! This means that ... sit tight idiot piece! Since your teacher in Russian again someone gives birth, a Russian lesson will lead me (not properly puts the emphasis in the word ) . I do not rightly said , language and literature (the word now speaks the language well but wrong on the word literature ) . The school repairs , so the lesson will take place in the office of biology (again, not the stress in the word ) . Where sculpture teachers? It's stuffed animals ! Konoplyastik and sdyhunchik , pupyrchatuyu rylohvost , murlogryz extraordinary . ... What is this monster ? And it's you Upyrenko . Well, Upyrenko , well upyrekno you give! Well, here Teach us that you have read over the summer. Come on . Three tyschi three hundred twenty six , good. Tyschi two seven seven three hundred two and thirty-two twenty ... You chop that price tags read idiot piece ?! Two! I said I stopped smoking herbarium !

          Transgress their studies . The writing , as I have held this ... ie . SUMMER . "How I spent this summer ." Oh, hallucinogens , you can not say, as you did in the summer . See!

          So , so idiots tell . Essay written letters. Letters consist of alphabet (again not the stress in the word ) . Alphabet - a , e , y, soft sign , solid character. You can see how many letters ? As many as several . Not , of course, I would have removed many . Left most needed . Three - e, n, p , s, t . Bezzubenko done , you know the teacher!

          Where are you pulling legs Tigrokrysin ? The same exhibit. It's pupyrchatuyu rylohvost . So , class , I warn you, who will touch rylohvosta will be on the shelf instead . Rylohvostom . So , who will touch me utkouha become , utkouhom . Who had just touched cancer ?! Uchenichki ! Idiots ! I told you not to smoke herbarium, he made ​​of plastic. Who said , we do not get out a glitch in the tightness ? Idiots !

          So , Beemvuhin , dunce , answer the question who wrote the book Fonvizina " Alga " ? Answer me, do not bite your nails ! Venus de Milo , too, gnawed , saw what had become of her ? Carried away ! Incidentally, this exhibit nails it lozhnouisikovy slonomuh . Huge deuce you Beemvuhin . That's Taken !

          By the way , the class surprise. Soon we will go to ten system. Yes . Ten points will be equal to five deuces ! That's it.

          Who will speak of knowledge.

          Cop , ie Kamensky ... Well, what you write as grilled chicken paw ? We do not even know how to write the animals , idiot piece . I saw the book , wrote the lion , the beast . A wrote Thick . The book is called " Bath Karen ." Well, there's one guy sitting in the bathroom , washed, here again! His tram moved . So tell . Beemvuhin me it all ... Beemvuhin ! So , what are you doing out there on the desk draw? Idiot piece which triangle ?! What type of triangle with five corners ! The same square . Or knowledge-based parallelnopiped . I love the Georgian artist Vangogi .

          Who, who Skurov entire herbarium ? Who Skurov entire herbarium , together with a stand ? Idiots ! With stuffed Skurov ! I will tell you this , my dear detishechki quickly collected a ransom for 26.50 with the nose, Pinocchio with your 80 And do not pick your nose ! What are you looking for there money or something !

          Well, then, the class , so you have more nothing broke the next class of literature will be held in sports hall. There's nothing to break . Here , the lesson will be to your gym teacher , a wise man , an honest and decent . Who said idiot ?! I 'll make you Wait . Quickly packed up and running to prepare for the next lesson . We will work to pass my favorite writer - Edagara , Alan , that all the " ON "! Quickly class lined up and ran to the knowledge !