Star romance
A clear star fell from heaven.
Lenin walked home stinking like a shit.
They met by the big river,
Where garlic grows, where oaks rustle.
Lenin read her Pushkin's poems,
He threw pebbles towards the river.
I took out matches from my trouser pocket,
I set the eggs on fire to the sleeping hedgehog.
He said that Russia was dying under the tsar.
Like, Russia doesn’t need Kolya.
Give the people freedom, but for a dick a crack,
Moonshine, cigar, soft bed!
By the way, about the bed ... - Ilyich mumbled.
And the star said: What are you old bastard?
But Ulyanov grabbed the star menacingly
And I have done such a shame to her.
- What have you, scoundrel, ruined my honor?
Fool, don't shout! I loved you!
Here, take this, eat an apple.
My sweet, oh - bald head!
Well I - a peasant daughter - a star cried,
And below her pussy was squelching in blood ...
And shaking his pouch, Vova laughed:
Well, and the fuck about this? I fucked you in the mouth!
The star died after 2 hours.
Vova was tickled by the bulge of an egg.
Buttoned his pants, hurried home.
I was lucky tonight! Nice day off!
Picked with a burnt match in his tooth,
He sang a battle song dashingly.
As a peasant's son he died in captivity.
It is deadly to wait - we will start a war!
After 10 days kicked "Aurora" -
Then Vova called his army to attack.
And guns fired, blood flowed like a river,
And Volodya in Smolny with his right hand
Dick jerked off and groaned and sighed and gasped ...
Well, let's see, bitches who give a fuck about fear!
And covered Russia with spitting sperm ...
And the flags were full of red stars ...
! Am! Am! Am! Am! Dm! G! C! E!
December 10, 11, 1994
