Текст песни Прикол - Сказка о царе Салтане

Three chuvikhi window
Crushed threads ( the hell ? )
Suddenly one of them said :
& quot; If I was cool ,
I used specifically for the lads
Nahuyachila grub & quot;
& quot; If I was cool -
Heifer pyazdnula other
I used an awl to Impress abruptly
Than Cardin and even Gucci & quot;
& quot; If I would podfartilo-
Third nipple spoke
I will fucking for plow
Gave birth to the boy & quot;
Only with their mouth closed -
Wheelbarrow drove to the house
And the office is included grandfather -
City authority.
& quot; All koshёlki , dopizdelis ,
Quickly got up and got dressed !!!
Here you are calling so smoothly -
Son I will give birth in the spring .
You go to my shop -
Processing of fur,
Well, you - in my restaurant ...
Call me Bratok Saltan . & Quot;

For a showdown in Magadan
Zatula brother Sultan
Stands there not weak ,
A pregnant woman
All cases leads one
And about to give birth should
Toad presses two friends :
So much happiness suddenly bitch !
And just in time for the spring she
Ispekaet boy
Well, calving went well -
All bashlyaet uniquely
Grandfather of these clown
Receives SMS:

& quot; Here , Sultan , garbage like this:
Gave birth to your native
But my son - that's the trouble
And Yelda there pussy & quot;
Ohuel Saltan first
And baryg scored many
But as the pair pulled
And the answer they post it :
& quot; We will understand how to come
Wait on Friday for lunch & quot;
He shocked: in case !
Motherfuckers bore !!!
Those fleeing to his wife in the hospital :
& quot; All you fucking with the boy ,
Your husband threw type soap
Says , that was cool
He came up with troubles -
Plant both in the barrel
And a cruise told mobsters
You to send the seas & quot;
Juli do? She burst into tears ,
Cones of cool hapanula ,
Her husband's word - the law ,
Here bazaar no reason ...
In the barrel Hawk imposed ,
Planted, begrimed
And let the Neva :
So ordered Saltan Tale
Crowded, stuffy , it's all shit -
Cards barrel on a wave ,
And sonny eats a lot,
Turns in Ambala
Storm huyarit up and down -
Fucked this cruise
And shouts girlfriend storm :
& quot; Che sausage as in nature ?
Throw us to the land , as well ?
Twenty bucks unbuckle !! & quot;
And listened to the wave
After all, everyone needs a cabbage ,
Barrel on the shore of wheeled
And quietly dumps ...
& quot; What the island , your mother ... ?
Where is havchika get ?! & Quot;
Here flying ham
I mean, chickens tobacco
Trunk Saltanych takes ,
One point in the shoot ,
Zapizdyachil grilled
Nehuёvoe fillet
He wiped his greasy eblo
And he went to look for the village .
That goes through the valley
Sees tough scene:
Eight & quot; Berkutov & quot; steep
Ret Swan in the stomach ,
And clubs in ebalo -
Lowered general.
But my son did not podkachal-
All freaks scattered
& quot; Well, thank you , dear !
No pussy , I am your debtor !
You do not & quot; Berkutov & quot; zabil-
Motherfuckers ruined !
Th lazish the woods ? Masturbate ?
Want a villa ? Heifers want ? & Quot;
Replied Ambala :
& quot; Well, you , Swan, fucked !
Clear dick : whores and villa
Meares , and subservient to Mobile !
I sailed from afar,
I fucking nobody here yet ... & quot;
& quot; All I will give you , buddy :
and cap and a revolver ,
Will you run the show here ,
What is not a prince so fucked ?! & Quot;
On the same day he became chief
Took klikuhu & quot; Brother Guidon & quot;

Wind on the sea fucking do ,
Steamboat steep pizdyachit
And on it , no nonsense ,
Forty-eight & quot; shuttles & quot ;,
All Saltan from Istanbul
Rod on two large baula .
Cannon fire from the dock :
That lads cops chase .
That includes: Sultan in the jacuzzi
Two mulattos , cross on the belly :
& quot; health Well , asshole ,
Speculators - shuttles !
Where the hell the fuck have you been?
Lope money to mow ?
Lope time pussy you were given ?
Th good view ? & Quot;
Traders him:
& quot; by all , there is no market ,
traded irons
And fake earrings,
I almost came a new term ...
And lying on