He's such a nice guy , no doubt, he - a poet .
Each time after the concert he doing blowjob.
He had five mistresses - from Tver to Magadan ,
He has seven children conceived them too early.
He's a sex monster , an alcoholic and a dunce ,
And if you bind to it , it does not help raysobes .
He - a buffoon , the king of abortion , in general, not a bad guy .
He's such a nice guy , just pisses and deaf !
He is homeless , he is a tramp, he sleeps under a bush .
And if you sleep , you sleep , covered with a writ of execution .
Who nalёt - so drink after - falls under the table.
In the morning, personal drug dealer in the vein injections .
He snores like a drunken groom , he is in bed - full of "zero ."
That's what the bastard with marijuana and alcohol !
Irresponsible and rude , in general, not a bad guy .
He's such a nice guy , just pisses and deaf !
He plays guitar blues in some beer .
He hates the shit bards so loved the whole country .
He willed , he is a traitor - threw all children and wives.
Do not lie down to sleep with him , my dear - he probably is infected !
He punched a lot pereportil female faces .
For him, the door opened and the HPC mental hospitals !
He with one foot in the grave, he is in hell the second leg !
He's such a nice guy , just pisses and deaf !
He is morally questionable , best friend - a thug and a thief.
And it cries at night Attorney General .
His circle of communication disgusting - that no woman, damn it !
Do not go with a scumbag , children in Africa walk !
By country bears the bastard Alcoholic river
Russian female moans and fears of a maniac !
He's such a nice guy , in general, not a bad guy .
He's such a nice guy - that's such a fucking raztakoy !
(June 2006)