Текст песни Птицу ЕМЪ - ОБЖ

I am Alexander Dmitrievich , write in his notebook ,
Rate OBZH you read briefly ,
But we made ​​the decision with the Director ,
Delve into the topic to whom I 'm involved .

Yeah, I'm not a teacher in general,
But , with the director , I very friendly ,
And when the best friend what he asks you,
Then there is at least the blood from his eyes no way to go into denial .

So, friends , let's start - our task is to survive ,
We are all in the forest , and it is necessary to squeeze the maximum benefit ,
Of each and all ; believe me - there is no extra in the campaign ,
And every student is applying himself .

For example, you behold, low puhlyachok ,
What is your name ? - I Alesha Kovalchuk and co?
And then , Alyosha , what happened squad lost,
Your rich fat the body can come in handy.

Judge for yourself - little feet , slouching shoulders,
They say that you raskisnete the first evening .
Before you will be a choice - or suffer other disturbing ,
Either you are a large portion of food .

Really big , look - enough for everyone ,
There is also a compromise , not to kill at all,
And parts of the cut, which will save the meat from spoiling ,
Alyosha , wiped his eyes , and who is there face contorts ?

-I Lebedev Sergei , this is outrageous !
You murderer seems better go!
Well Sёrezha it, wait a second, and you can find it ,
These unearthly eyes , remember Saltykov sang ?

Hardly remember , but it does not change the fact,
Boys will take you, and we do not condemn ,
When they come into disrepair classmates , children still,
Here Sergei our boys help .

Relieve stress, come to his senses after a hunt,
Homemakers , that's who you are !
And see that you guys because you are not torn down ,
Okay, guys, we got this .

Now assign a few hunters
What's your name , son? - Nikita Plotnikov,
Well , Nikita, pick up the unit the most desperate ,
And frostbitten ; Now poobuchaem them .

So we are in the woods ryschem , there's nowhere to go ,
The situation with sleep and food worse than ever,
Our task -Ensure whole class overnight and dinner
And yet we need Alyosha .

First B - need for each kill elk
Okay, so from time immemorial custom,
Remove the heart , liver, stomach and intestines ,
That's it - there were moose began sleeping bags .

But guts will stand in good stead ,
Part will go for dinner , well, part of the scatter would need
And when the feast fly off the vultures and hyenas ,
Surrounds them , these things just awesome !

Hyena teeth crushed bones , crushed bones ,
If guests descend , it will be something to do.
A domesticated vultures shall bear eggs,
Moreover, in their gastric juice dissolves what you want .

But there is another attack ,
An escaped convict , they want to attack you .
They do not write laws , they do not consent morality
Years toiling under lock and key they gave ёbu .

Pardon my French, but you get it ,
Boy with narrow eyes , you understand something ?
- I'm not sure I understand, but because of hard labor
Too many years as there is in Russia! - What are you talking about? Well,

Sentinels captured the camp is surrounded by ,
Screams of injured hyenas - do not climb on the rampage .
Thinking attach and diplomatic skills ,
A couple of classmates ask - well, as an option,

And does not help diplomacy - rush into battle,
Penknife belly convict vskroy ,
And as long as he picks up a fallen offal ,
Run away as quickly as possible from the defeated Lohan.

Well guys , today all with the theory ,
But if the practice does not fix it , guys mount her
And because the guys I have a surprise for you ,
Come to the window all the guys look down !

See gazelki with the body ? My beauty ,
So your entire class to the place with the wind go ,
Oleg Antonovich my friend, as I told you ,
Well, he's your moms and dads already warned !

Now we get down to the car and take a seat ,
In a way I would outline in your place leafed ,
On your faces grief , tears already ,
Come to meet adventure forward march !