Текст песни Glodev - Разновидности

Why does everyone always ask why all girls are stupid?
You just happened to meet stupid girls
You yourself are a fool and a rude person besides
And not a handsome one either, hmm
My girlfriend may not be a model
But she's incredibly smart
She's ugly, you jerk
You're probably often horny
Like attracts like
Your words, you idiot
I hate all this thin hair
I woke up with her after a party
She surprises me with her voice when she's hungover
Patterns on darned nylon
We got drunk, she started telling me
About the idiocy of all guys
The diagnosis is feminism, she agrees
And she stopped caring about the whole world
When I said I wouldn't have sex with her
Listen, Vasya, you know what, she was a fool
It's a complex science, damn it, and painstaking work
Every step here is really thought out
This isn't Dostoevsky's double on Room

I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
I know everything about them, they are cunning, stupid, or
I have girlfriends, so what?
I'm a self-confident jerk, or I'm a sensitive gay man
I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
Maybe I shouldn't offer sex after meeting them? I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
Masturbate and calm down, that's my motto in life.

How much I hate these artificial smiles
You're too pretentious
You just tied your braids with bows as children
I'm a faggot and rude, what a great combination
I'm a slacker, well, here's a broom and a sponge for you
Why are you pouting? It's all so simple
Stop making things up, don't sing, just sweep and wash
I arranged everything, well, of course, you're not a girl anymore
But a girl, damn, a transformer, honestly
You're not stupid, you're just all deprived
Of any originality
I'm calmly ready to listen to all your insults
And write new lines about you
I love you, calm down
I don't want to throw sticks at you
We are moving civilization forward
You are only moving a rolling pin
There's no point in me being with you
You can only be screwed at parties
Girls have more competitors than
Gnome, Vanya, Glodev combined

I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
I know everything about them, they are cunning and stupid, or
I have a girlfriend, so what?
I'm a self-confident asshole, or I'm a sensitive gay man
I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
Maybe I shouldn't offer sex after meeting them?
I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
Masturbate and calm down, that's my motto in life

Yes, you're a hysterical, whiny bitch
You're all insecure, who put you up to this?
I heard about plastic surgery and cool guys
When I was still toddling under the table
You'll have to be fucked anyway
None of us wants Armageddon
And Glodev is not a troll, but he's simply affected
By the problem of pussy from the stars
Or stars from pussies
You all were or will be like this
Sooner or later
You'll ask, tell me, what should she be like? I'll answer the crazy one in the head
Plus my fan is of course a drug addict
Basically, just like me
They're everywhere
Although I'm not sure about the second option
Talentless, well, awesome
I don't love anyone because the tracks
Give me a hundred times better orgasm
I've seen your deep crevices
And what the hell
You're acting like a virgin
Well, yes, because for you sex is something sublime
It's not like catching slaps in the kitchen
With a smiling bitchy girlfriend
The end

I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
I know everything about them, they're cunning, stupid, or
I have girlfriends, so what?
I'm an arrogant asshole or I'm a sensitive gay
I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
Maybe I shouldn't offer sex after meeting them?
I don't have a girlfriend, so what?
Masturbate and calm down, that's my life motto