Текст песни Sketches - Mr. Jones
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Mr. Jones goes into an office. Mr. Jones: Good afternoon. Girl: Good afternoon. Mr. Jones: My name's Jones. Charles Jones. I come from Wales, from Cardiff. I saw an advertisement in the newspaper. It said: 'Charles Jones. Money. Four o'clock. Tuesday afternoon.' And it gave this address. Girl: Ah yes. Wait in here please,Mr. Jones. (She takes Mr. Jones into another office.) Mr. Jones: Thank you. Girl: With these two gentlemen. Mr. Jones: Oh, thank you.(The girl goes out.) Mr. Jones: Good afternoon. Mr. Jones 2: Good afternoon. Mr. Jones: Good afternoon. Mr. Jones 3: Good afternoon. Mr. Jones: Nice day, isn't it? Mr. Jones 2: Yes. Mr. Jones 3: Yes, it is. (The girl comes in.) Girl: Now - Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones 2, Mr. Jones 3: Yes? Girl: Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones Mr. Jones 2 Mr. Jones 3: Yes? Girl: Which one of you is Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones: I am Mr. Jones 2: So am I, Mr. Jones 3: So am I. Mr. Jones: No, my name's Jones, Mr. Jones 2: So's mine. Mr. Jones 3: So's mine, Girl: I want to speak to Mr. Charles Jones Mr. Jones: Charles Jones! That's me! Mr. Jones 2: No, I'm Charles Jones. Mr. Jones 3: That's my name, too! Girl: Charles Edward Jones. Mr. Jones: Yes! My name is Charles Edward Jones. Mr. Jones 3: So's mine. Mr. Jones 2: Mine is, too! Girl: I want to speak to Mr. Charles Edward Jones from Cardiff. Mr. Jones: That's right. I come from Cardiff. Mr. Jones 2: So do I Mr. Jones 3: So do I. Girl: The Mr. Jones I want to see has got three children. Mr. Jones: Yes, that's me! I've got three children. Mr. Jones 3: So have I. (The other man hesitates.) Girl: What about you? Mr. Jones 2: I've got three children. Mr. Jones: You haven't! What are they called? Mr. Jones 2: What are yours called? Mr. Jones: Alan. Michael and David. Mr. Jones 2: So are mine. Mr. Jones 3: What a coincidence! So are mine. Girl: So you all say you're Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones 2, Mr. Jones 3: Yes. Girl: And you all saw the advertisement in the newspaper. Mr. Jones 2 : Yes. Girl: (Very seriously) Well, Mr. Charles Edward Jones, who lives in Cardiff, and has three children, hasn't paid any tax for the last five years. He must pay the government five thousand pounds. Mr. Jones 2: Er... actually my name isn't Jones, Mr. Jones 3: Nor is mine, and I don't live in Cardiff, either. Mr. Jones 2: Nor do I. I live in...Edinburgh, as a matter of fact. I didn't understand the advertisement. Mr. Jones 3: Nor did I, I didn't realize it meant Charles Edward Jones. Mr. Jones 2: Nor did I. My name isn't Charles Edward Jones. Mr. Jones 3: Nor is mine. He's the man you're looking for. Mr. Jones: Oh dear. Mr. Jones 2: Yes, of course he is! Sorry to have troubled you. Goodbye. Mr. Jones 3: Yes, sorry to have troubled you. Goodbye. (The two men leave) Girl: So you're Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones: Yes. Girl: Congratulations! Mr. Jones: Eh? Girl: You're a rich man. Mr. Jones: I'm not! Girl: Yes, you are. You've got a lot of money! Mr. Jones: I haven't. I can't pay that tax. Girl: There isn't any tax! Mr. Jones: I haven't got - No tax? Girl: No. That was just a story. I had to find the real Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones: Why? Girl: Because the real Mr. Jones is a very rich man. Mr. Jones: I don't understand. Girl: Mr. Jones - Charlie. Your greatuncle Max died last week. Mr. Jones: Oh, no... Girl: And his money goes to you! Mr. Jones: To me? But great-uncle Max was a millionaire! Girl: That's right. Mr. Jones: So now I'm a millionaire? Girl: Er...no. Mr. Jones: Oh. Girl: You're half a millionaire. Mr. Jones: Half a millionaire? Which half? The top half or the bottom half? Girl: No, no, no. You share the money with one other relation. Mr. Jones: Half a millionaire! Who do I share the money with? Girl: Me! Mr. Jones: You? Girl: Yes, I'm your cousin Jane. Mr. Jones: Cousin Jane? Really? You've grown up! Girl: So have you. Mr. Jones: And now you're half a millionaire. Girl: And so are you! Let's go out and celebrate. Mr. Jones: Good idea! Let's go out and celebrate! Come on! (He opens the door.) Mr. Jones: Oh...er...Jane? Girl: Yes? Mr. Jones: Have you got enough money for the bus fare? Смотрите также:
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