Текст песни Михаил Жванецкий - Не ищите легких путей

All I say: Do not look for an easy life , but no one explains why I have to look hard ! Each of his hobby. One collects stamps , another - vintage coins . And I want to date. I have my own . A man wants to have a lot of money. It's not a crime , it's a fad. So after all now clamped . Do academics me salary just like it, but it is necessary to have some works , sparks , smoke sit cross worms . As they have there : first - the candidate , then - assistant professor, then - the professor. While this will give you salary - pozeleneesh . They all hundred years. Absurd !

State Prize of the relatively good , so if all of a sudden get . But the whole idea too spoiled . Any opening to do. And I would have done , do not mind, but how? Where? In what area ? Detail come on! Maybe what field to open? Tell me where to go. According to the map , unfortunately , I can not , not guided . Point transportation , terrain, there is , after all , boys will be shown. If diamonds, too, can get to the mine , gold promo if glitters . And they do not say where to find themselves , they say, to dig. Well, I went out of the city by tram , a little digging . Rain fell , and I dressed . Scored a bowl under the tap to wash . Damn . Clogged plumbing .

Opening , too, can do. What does it mean fundamental ? What can , firstly, and secondly , give more detail , let's detail . Something of chemistry? Something somewhere to drip ? Tell me where. I have some utensils . You give a man money.

Offered to write a song for the radio - the first prize of five hundred rubles . Well, so five five - is not lying . I sat down at this , at the table. So long sitting . Two hours . Napevchik namurlykal . Words so display. And there 's the catch . Notes , it turns out, you should know. I called them on the phone. Sang in the pipe. The scandal came out. Young girl , still weak . She dropped something. A tube can not be out of her hands . I sing something ... My voice - you know , but five rubles - desperately And then - turn . I sing in the machine and ask to enroll . Konfliktnuli us with one of the queue , so I did not go to work . Tried novel. But also if resign and write, then live on that ? And if you work and write, then live when? Maybe first prize ?

Actor could be . But also it is necessary that the people you went to . Ruble should be collected from the same people. Well I will not give too ruble for the first comer. See how all squeezed . Only on themselves hope. I immediately jumped up as if stung night . We all forget . Here was St. Petersburg . All counts, princes went gold . Where are all gone ? Now anything from anyone ... So, all buried . I caught an old man , he told me everything and promised to show the place where bricks are eight gold . Only dig his forces there . This is one old man eight bricks have , and how many of them there runs on the surface? .. Dig it! All dig . Flashlight , a shovel , a piece of sausage - and depth. And that sit ? Can someone else , and I like to advance until payday - scary time runs ! .. You do not know !