Текст песни Михаил Жванецкий - Одесский пароход

- What is it you do? You want to go , hello ? You want to go , hello ? - Yes, yes , do not worry , give rise.
- Choir Pyatnitsky need to call , for the sake of such a holiday ... it is possible to move it ?
- Yes, Hands Off quickly , I have a lot of cases .
- Everybody, everybody, I'm the captain , I give a command to let you know . And - and - so! First, calm me all stand ! And secondly, I give Come and ends quietly all!
- Why you ?
- Quiet! Sha ! To fly was not heard me !
- Do you hear ?
- Quiet! Cast off . I just govoyu you. Yasha, kiss off !
- Why me?
- We go to mine. We depart from p'ichala .
- What a waste? 3achem maskayad all this ? If we come , let stand . I n'yavitsya : then stop, then go .
- But we payahod .
- Payahod - payahod . As the minimum necessary sp'esit humans.
- Yasha I p'eshu , p'ekyati p'eniya .
- Ah! This kultu'ya this captain .
- Yasha , I swear wife Izzy , the next you'll be watching eys with beega .
- I'm already scared. I already d'ezhu . I'm such a payahod see every day . This brings smelly . A week after our departure in smell go vyvet'ivaetsya .
Captain: All . P'eniya finished we Pajusi rises , we depart from p'ichala .
( In the car ). Attention! Athod !
In the car, two : - What? Will depart ?
- Who said that?
- He said.
- Something I have not heard .
- I tell you what he said.
- Something I have not heard .
- I tell you - he said.
- I was there .
- Well ?
- Why did not I hear?
- Maybe you depart .
- Without you ? Where I depart ? We move along .
On the radio - in the car ! A tepey se'ezno ! P'igotovitsya to more waste .
- So why did I not hear what he said?
- And if he told me .
- Only you ?
- Assume .
- You and waste. And we 'll stand .
- Well, do not fool around . I say , he said. And anyway, if ...
On the radio : - Cast off . Depart from p'ichala .
- Hear that? Come on .
- Why me?
- Who ?
- Want to talk ?
- Yes .
- Turn it off!
Radio : - Cast off . I said , moving away from p'ichala . Hey, in the car, eb'yatki . This se'ezny yazgovoy !
- Turn it off , I said .
Radio : - Giving ... ( click) .
- So what exactly did he say ? I want to hear .
- You heard him .
- Maybe I just want to hear from you . Maybe I want to know who I'm dealing with . ( Schelchok. ) Radio : ... ends ! What is it? We are moving away or not? What happened? Why do we stand ? I'm such ust'eyu , you will not be enough space on payahode . Izzy ! Ema ! Immediately! Immediately ! Although ... ( Schelchok. ) Well ... ( click) ... wait ( click) ... Wait ( click) ... Immediately! What did I say ... ( click) . And I who ... no! And I ...
I'll ust'eyu ( click) ... No! Stop! .. Shh ... yadio ... Shh . ( click) Oh , I'll ust'eyu "never" Shhh ... ( click) ... You got me ? .. Such shtuymanov ... Have you ever p'ekladyval kuys ? I'll ust'eyu immediately waste on nevziyaya payusnik .
Who? Uh-oh ... ( click) . So , pay attention. Full ... vpechem ... no ... those ... better ... Stop! .. Although ... Hush ( click) ... Stop! .. This I doubt ? Stop! Tc ... full stop! Most complete stop! All p'ekyati bond. I'll ust'eyu " I put on it ." I'll ust'eyu " in g'ebu p'ichal I saw this ." I'll ust'eyu " the whole team in white sneakers ." You have me naked and barefoot in 'll knock afraid. And we'll illyuminatoya of this show ... All waste. He gave Daegu ... But ... No, no . Ah, yes ... full ... no ... no ... Shh . Stop! I said - stop! Where does this mobility ? Why are we going? Izzy , Ema ! Where are we going ? Where kuys ? Where Pilots ? No. I do not see ... Stop! Stop! Full back! Oh, you eshili vpeed . What you 'll see in the car ? Well, come on, come vpeed though I said back and you will see how I was p'yav . I Ize ust'eyu . He was naked and barefoot will be knocking on afraid.
Voice : Captain ?