Текст песни Михаил Жванецкий - Трудности кино

Very great difficulties in filmmakers . Most big, terrible difficulty filmmakers . Just do not know. Requirements for increased reliability , and old tanks not Mauser little. People have forgotten how to wear a tailcoat . Rudeness and crudeness in Siberia just get anything , and education in St. Petersburg does not go far. Aristocracy in St. Petersburg does not go. If the hero is just sitting - still nothing , and as the mouth open - so does not go. Or there, their dignity , that this person untouchability ...

Felt that he had been told . May require , abused, deprived of wages , sick leave is not paid. Well, he turned to a sense of dignity. And, apparently, wants : and raises his head , and on his toes and drinks to strengthen , but still does not know how.

Women pride - so that without the mat , inside ... Well , even when lying , hidden sheets, the announcer says :

" very proud ." And when opened , so not yet conveys - shudders squints , and it still felt .

Count English - too awkward sideways all afraid to enter his castle. Well, if the jacket from the neck and a quarter behind the neck like a pestle in a bell , how do you show you're aristocracy , if the pants and jacket should continuously maintain ? Or kiss the queen 's hand , or keep pants . And his hand is still necessary to look at it : it also strives to shake .

The food is not given yet , so not very swallowing, and food as a meal . Old women invited for a consultation , but they podrasteryali art food : too strive to swallow whole and more - in a bag. And it props .

And old forgotten walking such that the jacket did not move away from the host. Or - the entire staff of Hitler in uniform not in size, and the announcer says that the whole of Europe to work for them. But it all looks , of course, annoying some one who survived and still remembers .

Internally bad is debatable , even literary . Somehow hold the same opinion , and for God's sake , do not want another , for God's sake .

Still looks funny devotion of one man one woman , yet funny looks . And in general, the treatment of women , all of these bows, getting up , respect, admiration ... They do, of course, but for a very extra money. Consultant one , eighty-two years , has also rolled up Dushanbe , Kyiv, Frunze , Tashkent ... " Very well, let ", " Only after you," " I would be the last scum , madam, if you leave appropriate position . " Is not a phrase : " Excuse me, I 'll take " - Or , " You do hard , let me ... " And so the phrase: " I ​​led you , I will answer for everything" - Right in the throat stake worth . And this : "I am not my place is expensive , expensive our business " - Obtained only in parts.

Until it became difficult to play erudite, thinking man , and though singer frowns and squints , this bias person still not convinced.

Preserved costumes and shoes , but when we're working on an ancient noble face and clothes see the entire head barmaid zenith of modern schools, something prevents us believe in its Latin.

A group of American cowboys on horseback galloping still crooked , and even our horses muzzle.

Well, there - canned beer , lobster, screams " I am ruined ! " or "I'm in Paris on business ! " though the Russian language, but neither artist nor the audience that language is not yet understood.

But with the departure of the old men from the scene and from the audience balance between the screen and gradually restored.